Do's and Don'ts for Daddy-Daughter Day
- Don't let alien monsters grow exponentially by siphoning energy from space terminals and then eating your daughter
- Do show your dad you've learned to use your abnormal strength to help others--not hurt them
- Do respect your daughter's planetary preferences, especially when they're submitted in writing
- Don't assassinate your daughter's boyfriend
Chapter Titles
- Lesson 59 - Always Knock Before Opening the Bathroom Door
- Lesson 60 - You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title
- Lesson 61 - You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm
- Lesson 62 - You Only Live With Your Father for About Twenty Years...So Be Nice to Him !
- Lesson 63 - Just Slug Your Daughter's Boyfriend and Get It Over With
- Lesson 64 - Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are Just By Their Silhouettes
- Lesson 65 - You Can't Judge a Person By His Appearance, Either
- Lesson 66 - Do Cherries Come From Cherry Trees?
- Lesson 67 - Why are Masochists So Tough?