Hasegawa's Top 5 Reasons for Hating Valentine's Day
- Giant robot space women can't appreciate your earthling sensibilities.
- You may think your sweet wrestling moves are cool, but women just think you're perverted.
- Sometimes you wish girls would just fall out of the sky, but it sucks if they land on you!
- Sure, some call it peeping, but I call it "admiring from a distance (through a telescope)."
- If you give her chocolate, she'll just get fat (and then fall out of the sky on you).
Chapter Titles
- Lesson 149. "Life and Video Games Are Full of Bugs"
- Lesson 150. "Disasters Come in Threes"
- Lesson 151. "Even Heroes Have Problems"
- Lesson 152. "Try to See People's Good Points Instead of the Bad"
- Lesson 153. "When You're on a Train, Hold On to the Straps with Both Hands"
- Lesson 154. "Men, Be Dorks"
- Lesson 155. "Love Conquers All"
- Lesson 156. "If You Want to Lose Weight, Move"
- Lesson 157. "If You Want to Lose Weight, Don't Eat"