Gin's "Five Things They Don't Teach You in Samurai School" List
- Gold can be found in the strangest places (not always up your nose).
- Talking smack to a blind swordsman is NEVER a good idea.
- Stomping on giant beetles the size of small cars is both messy and really dangerous.
- When the scariest thing in your haunted house is one of your customers, just pack up and go home for the day.
- Just because your date has cat ears doesn't necessarily mean she's an alien.
Chapter Titles
- Lesson 77 - Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature
- Lesson 78 - The Maid Saw Everything
- Lesson 79 - If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appointment First
- Lesson 80 - Always Show Up for a Date 30 Minutes Early
- Lesson 81 - "If You Go to Sleep with the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful
- Lesson 82 - Like a Haunted House, Life is Full of Horrors
- Lesson 83 - Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious
- Lesson 84 - Even an Inch-long Insect Has a Soul
- Lesson 85 - Even on the Net, Use at Least a Minimum of Courtes